Lana Tailor is your guide to the world of viral videos and in this edition of Around the Web she takes a spin with her Johnson. You know, her Johnson. Just watch this video and it will make perfect sense.

Can Lana Tailor bust out of jail? We're not sure. But yes, more than 10 Mexicans can bust out of a minivan when stopped by a single cop. This edition of Around the Web is full of escapes – both successful and spectacularly inept.

Rolling out of bed is always an inspired way to start the morning, but what about those times when you need that little extra to get moving and out the door? Two kids in this edition of Around the Web will never, ever forget how they were woken up the day after watching a horror flick. Sit back with Lana Tailor and enjoy, but please, do not attempt at home.

Do not mess with Axl Rose, under any circumstances, or he will punish you! But you can mess with Quentin Tarantino. He won't hurt you. These are the valuable lessons learned in this episode of Around the Web with Lana Tailor.  Don't waste another second to find out if you can mess with Kanye!

Bats are killed and balls bounced on! That and more in this edition of Around the Web with Lana Tailor. Sports are an endless source of delicious viral inanity, and these bloopers are simply more examples, giving you a perfect timeout from the daily grind.

What's all this fuss about the iPad? Its cool factor alone might revolutionize the world and make everyone join the cult of the Mac. Humbug. This edition of Around the Web cuts Apple down to size with brute force and the beatifying assistance of host Lana Tailor.

Late-night television is just loaded with commercials for revolutionary new products. But none of those ads are as glaringly phallic as the one for the Shake Weight – the fitness tool that tones arms in just six minutes a day! Feel free to test its effectiveness report back to us, but first, enjoy this trip Around the Web with Lana Tailor and special guest Orville Redenbacher.

There are tons of viral videos about car accidents and train wrecks, but how many have you seen about teetering cruise ships? Trust us, it's one scary close call, and Lana Tailor has two more in store in this edition of Around the Web.

Lana Tailor takes you on a music journey in this edition of Around the Web. Paul Stanley from KISS threatens a fan in one clip, but Axl Rose one-ups him in another. Heckling is an art, and Lana can bring the pain.

Telethons are a bore, but Lana Tailor can sex them up – in fact, she's pledging to do something for her Around the Web watchers if they donate enough funds to her campaign. Watch this video to find out what it is, and enjoy these clips of comedian and fundraising master Jerry Lewis in the process.