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Shortly after being named Ontario's 2012 Brewery of the Year, Toronto's Bellwoods Brewery has ranked third in RateBeer's 11th annual Top New Brewers in the World competition. Bellwoods was one of more than 1900 worldwide breweries rated since January 1, 2012. 

Bellwoods's accolades could not come at a better time. Just last week, the brewery opened its first permanent retail location on Toronto's trendy Ossington strip. Once a non-descript auto garage, the building is now home to a bustling bar, dining room, and proud fermenting cellar with tanks holding up to 14,000 pints.

A rotating stable of craft brews are available as well as a picnic-style menu from chef Guy Rawlings, formerly of Brockton General.

Bellwoods is the brainchild of former Amsterdam brewers Luke Pestl and Mike Clark. The two plan to open the patio in warmer months and brew barrel-aged beer in the newly-leased garage next door.

Bellwoods Brewery | 124 Ossington Avenue, Toronto | 416-535-4586 | info@bellwoodsbrewery.com | @bellwoodsbeer

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Animal Collective has just released their new video (below) for "Applesauce" from their formidable record, Centipede Hz. Apparently, you're supposed to watch it with the lights off, and with an MDMA sandwich in hand (we made up the former stipulation).

The video is directed by enfant terrible Gaspar Noé, the psycho-genius who brought you Enter the Void and Irreversible. Model Lindsey Wixson is the silhouette eating the fruit.

"Applesauce" is a veritable trip. The song is relentless in its jarring beat and synth, but like much of Animal Collective's work, playful and childish.

Animal Collective and Dan Deacon play Montreal's Metropolis on March 8 and Toronto's Danforth Music Hall on March 9.

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The Toronto Raptors' Mid-Season Report Card is in, and they're averaging a C-. That grade may be good enough for the 43rd President of the United States, but in the NBA, that means you suck. You can check out all of Toronto's grades below.

NBA.com's John Schuhmann praises the Raptors' young core and coach Dwane Casey's savvy, but ultimately rails the the team for its poor defense, foul trouble, inconsistent guard play, and inexperience.

Schuhmann specifically targets Andrea Bargnani as the centre (pun absolutely intended) of the Raptors' woes. "Andrea Bargnani has clearly worn out his welcome and has got to go," he says.

But even if Bargnani was gone, and Toronto was healthy, and their young players lived up to their potential, Schuhmann claims that "at least one more impact player is needed before the Raptors can get serious about making noise in the Eastern Conference."

In short: president and general manager Bryan Colangelo has a lot of work to do, that is, if he still has a job by the end of the season.

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The Toronto Raptors' Mid-Season Report Card

Frontcourt: C

Backcourt: C+

Defense: D

Bench: B

Coaching: B-

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A Brazilian man has accused his wife of attempted murder after putting poison in her vagina and asking him to perform oral sex.

The plot was allegedly foiled when the man noticed a strange smell (not the good kind) emanating from his lady's sex organ.

The man has been identified only as a 43-year-old from São José do Rio Preto, Brazil.

According to La Razon, the man, concerned with the pungency between his wife's legs, took the woman to the hospital where toxic-vagina professionals determined there was enough poison up in that thing to kill a small horse.

The wife then confessed to her crime.

So remember: the next time your girlfriend says she's getting a Brazilian, pick up a baseball bat, secure the perimetre, and call the police.

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While fine dining seems to be dying in food-mad Toronto, our American cousins — financial crises be damned — have not lost their appetite for culinary extravagance.

Witness below the 14 Most Expensive Tasting Menus in America, as compiled by our friends at Eater. The list includes culprits both classic (Joël Robuchon) and contemporary (Brooklyn Fare).

New York City leads with four entries while American chef Thomas Keller finds himself on the list twice.

Recent Toronto transplant chef David Chang receives honourable mention for his restaurant Momofuku Ko, which charges $175 per person at lunch. The tasting menu at Momofuku Shoto in Toronto costs $150 Canadian, by comparison.

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14. Daniel (NYC): $567 for Two

13. Addison at the Grand Del Mar (San Diego): $576 For Two

12. Brooklyn Fare (NYC): $579 For Two

11. The French Laundry (Yountville): $583 For Two

10. Minibar (DC): $585 For Two

9. Per Se (NYC): $642 For Two

8. Michael Mina (San Francisco): $646 For Two

7. Saison (San Francisco): $664 For Two

6. Alinea (Chicago): $702 For Two

5. Guy Savoy (Las Vegas): $891 For Two

4. Urasawa (Los Angeles): $967 For Two

3. The Restaurant at Meadowood (St. Helena): $1080 For Two

2. Joël Robuchon (Las Vegas): $1115 For Two

1. Masa (NYC): $1160 For Two

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Wait, Courtney Love is still alive? Recently, Love managed to outdo herself by performing a cover of Jay-Z's "99 Problems," N-bombs and all. You can watch the carnage below.

The performance (admittedly a generous term) took place last week at Star Bar during the Sundance Film Festival. Apparently, she was there for the swag.

We don't know what's more amazing: that Courtney Love was able to sing this song without falling down, or that people actually showed up to a Courtney Love show.

Excuse us, we need to take a shower.

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For the first time ever, the worlds of porn and memes have collided to create another equally stupid Internet past time. Watch below as pornstars James Deen and Veruca James (pictured above, eating ass) reenact their favourite Internet memes, Surprised Kitty and IKEA Monkey.

The videos belong to a new web series called, Memes I'd Like to F**k from virile viral porn purveyors Wood Rocket (careful, that link has vaginas and dongs in it). Who ever thought porn could be so wholesome?

We wonder what memes they will reenact next. Could we see Sasha Grey participate in Dog Shaming? Perhaps Ron Jeremy will take the role of Waving Bear? Or maybe Peter North will play Clint Eastwood's empty chair? Stay tuned, with lotion at the ready.

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Surprised Kitty

IKEA Monkey

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Early this morning in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, in an attempted drive-by, shots were fired at a Rolls Royce before it crashed into a building. Rapper Rick Ross, who emerged from the vehicle unharmed, was the alleged target.

The dozens of shots rang out at around 5 a.m., hitting the car and several businesses. The Huffington Post claims, that Ross was leaving his 37th birthday celebrations when the attack took place.

No arrests have been made and police are still trying to identify the culprits.

Ross recently cancelled two North Carolina concerts after receiving death threats from the Chicago-based gang the Gangstar Disciples. He has yet to comment on the attack.

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After months of foreplay, Lucasfilm finally announced that J.J. Abrams will indeed direct Star Wars Episode VII. The Star Trek director had initially denied his involvement with the film, but changed his mind after a last minute pitch from Lucasfilm head Kathleen Kennedy.

"It's wildly surreal," said Abrams in a recent interview. "I'm excited to actually start it."

When asked if Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, and Harrison Ford would reprise their roles from the original triology, Abrams had only this to say: "I want to do the fans proud. I want to make sure the story is something that touches people. And we're just getting started."

Evil Emperor George Lucas also gave Abrams his blessing. "I’ve consistently been impressed with J.J. as a filmmaker and storyteller," said Lucas. "He’s an ideal choice to direct the new Star Wars film and the legacy couldn’t be in better hands."

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Abrams will develop Episode VII's script with screenwriter Michael Arndt (Little Miss Sunshine). But this of course means that the film's planned 2015 release date may have to pushed back.

Abrams seems like the ideal choice to direct Episode VII. He claims the original film made him want to be a director, his work functions on populist appeal, and Star Trek was basically the Star Wars movie we never got from the prequels. Most importantly, Abrams is not George Lucas.

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Phoenix, Blur, Stone Roses, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers will headline Coachella, the two weekend Indio, California music and arts festival that features more artists than the Library of Congress.

Other big names on the bill (among shitzillions) include Lou Reed, the Wu-Tang Clan, Grizzly Bear, Vampire Weekend, the XX, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Jurassic 5, Postal Service, and Sigur Ros. You can check out the entire lineup here.

Notable Canadian acts Metric, Grimes, Stars, Tegan and Sara, and Japandroids are also playing.

Aside from music, the festival also includes camping, art exhibitions, and an MDMA buffet.

Coachella takes place from April 12-14, and April 19-21. Tickets can be purchased here.

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Porzia, the new restaurant from former Biff's Bistro chef Basilio Pesce (pictured above), is now open in Toronto's Parkdale neighbourhood.

The 60-seat restaurant boasts homestyle Italian cuisine with a focus on local, ethically grown ingredients. The currently 18-item menu features standouts like Crown Salumi Lardo with Pear Mostarda ($15), Chicken Liver Agnolotti with Yellowfoot Mushrooms ($16), and Octopus with Semolina, Apple, and Peanut ($20). The menu, along with Porzia's wine, beer, and cocktail lists will change according to season.

"Our staff believes in building memories around food and eating," says the restaurant's website. "It’s simple: We like feeding people."

Portia's decor is modern (elegant orbs; mirrors) meets Canadiana (lots of wood; antlers).

Surrounded by neighbourhood staples like Grand Electric, Restaurant Chantecler, and the Mascot, Porzia will only add to Parkdale's thriving culture. The neighbourhood's renegade-entrepreneur attitude, combined with its multi-ethnic roots, has proven invaluable to the Toronto food scene.

Porzia Restaurant | 1314 Queen Street West, Toronto ON | 647-342-5776 | porzia.ca | @PorziaParkdale

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The trailer for the Coen Brothers' new film Inside Llewyn Davis has finally arrived and it looks terrific. You can watch it below.

Based loosely on folk legend Dave Van Ronk's memoir The Mayor of MacDougal Street, the film follows a young musician as tries to make it in New York's Greenwich Village. It stars Oscar Isaac in title role, Carey Mulligan as the endearing shrew, John Goodman as the asshole, and Justin Timberlake as that guy trying to be a serious actor.

The preview is loaded with Coen trademarks: devastating dialogue, goofy looking characters, gorgeous cinematography, and great American music, in this case, Bob Dylan.

We don't get to hear Isaac sing in the trailer, but this clip shows him performing "Dink's Song" and the boy's got chops.

Because the Coen's are mysterious cave dwellers, we don't know when the film will be released.

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According to the mega capitalists at Forbes, the New York Knicks are now the most valuable team in the NBA with an estimated worth of $1.1 billion and an annual profit of $83 million. Thanks to the renovations at Madison Square Gardens, the Knicks value increased by 41 percent from last year.

The Toronto Raptors are 21st with a value of $405 million and an annual profit of $19 million. (Forbes recently ranked the Raptors' NHL cousins the Maple Leafs first in the league with a value of $1 billion.)

The Los Angeles Lakers came in second with a value $1 billion, the Chicago Bulls in third with $800 million, and the Boston Celtics in fourth with $730 million. The NBA Champions Miami Heat are sixth with $625 million.

The least valuable team in the league are the Milwaukee Bucks at $312 million.

Forbes estimates that the average NBA team is worth $509 million, a 30 percent increase from last year.

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Tomorrow, for some reason unknown to those of us without brain tumors, the New Orleans Hornets will officially change their name to the Pelicans.

The team's new name, logo, and colours will be used during the 2013-2014 season.

A change has been expected since Tom Benson purchased the Hornets on April 14 of last year. Benson believed that the pelican, state bird of Louisiana, would better reflect the team's location.

New Orleans did of course have an appropriately named team (the Jazz) in the seventies, but it moved to Utah in 1979.

Utah is probably the whitest, most boring place on Earth. If there were any justice in the world, the Utah Jazz would give their name to New Orleans. But the NBA is a league with team names like the Raptors (thanks, Jurassic Park), the Magic (thanks, Disney), and the Wizards (thanks, cocaine).

At least Pelicans isn't racist. We're looking at you, Edmonton Eskimos.

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Vampire Weekend recently debuted their new song "Arms" at the Metro Theatre in Sydney. You can listen to the track below via SoundCloud and some fan with a knack for stealing.

The quality of the recording is pretty post-WWII Soviet Union but it's a good song. It really sounds like Vampire Weekend, which is to say, Paul Simon's Graceland.

"Arms" will likely appear on the band's third album, currently known only as LP3, due out May 7.

Earlier this month, band member Rostam Batmanglij told Spin that they wanted the album to sound "simple and bare" so that fans could "hear us coming through the speakers."

You're pushing an open door with us Rostam. Now hurry up and release a real single.

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On March 22 at Toronto's Kool Haus, Metric will headline the 2013 Indies, Canadian Music Week's annual gala that honours the best in Canadian and international independent music. You can check out an abbreviated list of the nominees below.

Also performing are TORO favourites Matt Mays, Diamond Rings, Yukon Blonde, the Wooden Sky, Canailles, and Cadence Weapon.

Winners are decided by both industry people and the public. You can cast your votes at the Indies website, starting January 28.

Canadian Music Week is one of the country's premiere festivals. It begins March 19 and spans six days, inhabiting over 60 Toronto venues. Stay tuned for exclusive coverage, interviews, videos, and photos from TORO.

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ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Grimes – Visions (4AD/Arbutus Records)
Japandroids - Celebration Rock (Polyvinyl Recording Co.)
Kathleen Edwards – Voyageur (MapleMusic Recordings/Fontana North Distribution)
Marianas Trench - Ever After (604 Records)
Metric – Synthetica (Metric Music International Inc.)
 
SINGLE OF THE YEAR
Carly Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe (604 Records)
deadmau5 - The Veldt (Ultra Records)
Marianas Trench – Fallout (604 Records)
Metric - Youth Without Youth (Metric Music International Inc.)
Mia Martina – Burning (CP Records)
 
GROUP OF THE YEAR
Japandroids (Polyvinyl Recording Co.)                                       
Marianas Trench (604 Records)
Metric (Metric Music International Inc.)
Patrick Watson (Secret City Records)
Stars (Soft Revolution Records)
 
ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Carly Rae Jepsen (604 Records)
Cold Specks (Arts & Crafts)
deadmau5 (Ultra Records)
Diamond Rings (Secret City Records)
Grimes (4AD/Arbutus Records)
 
FEMALE ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Ariane Moffatt (Audiogram)
Carly Rae Jepsen (604 Records)
Cold Specks (Arts & Crafts)
Kathleen Edwards (MapleMusic Recordings / Fontana North Distribution)
Sarah Slean (Pheromone Recordings / Fontana North Distribution)
 
MALE ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Bahamas (Barchords Inc.)                                                              
Diamond Rings (Secret City Records)
Joel Plaskett (MapleMusic Recordings / Fontana North Distribution)
Matt Mays (Sonic Records)
The Weeknd (XO&co.)
 
LIVE ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
deadmau5 (Ultra Records)
Marianas Trench (604 Records)
Metric (Metric Music International Inc.)
Patrick Watson (Secret City Records)
USS (Coalition Music)                                                                    
 
SONGWRITER OF THE YEAR
Cold Specks (Arts & Crafts)
John K. Samson (Epitaph)
Josh Ramsay (604 Records)
Kathleen Edwards (MapleMusic Recordings / Fontana North Distribution)
Patrick Watson (Secret City Records)
 
VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (604 Records)
deadmau5 ft. Gerard Way - Professional Griefers (Ultra Records)
Marianas Trench – Fallout (604 Records)
Metric - Youth Without Youth (Metric Music International Inc.)
Young Empires - White Doves (Pirates Blend)
 
ALTERNATIVE ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Godspeed You! Black Emperor (Kranky Records)
Mother Mother (Last Gang Records)
Said The Whale (Hidden Pony Records)
Yamantaka // Sonic Titan (Paper Bag Records)
Yukon Blonde (Dine Alone Records)
 
BLUES ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Julian Fauth (Electro-Fi Records)
Shakura S'Aida (Electro-Fi Records)
Steve Strongman (Independent)
The 24th Street Wailers (Independent)
The Harpoonist and the Axe Murderer (Independent)
 
COUNTRY ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Corb Lund (New West Records)
Dallas Smith (604 Records)
Dean Brody (Open Road Recordings / Fontana North Distribution)
Doc Walker (Open Road Recordings / Fontana North Distribution)
High Valley (Open Road Recordings / Fontana North Distribution)
 
DANCE ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Daphni (Merge Records)
Felix Cartal (Dim Mak Records)
Massari (CP Records)
Mia Martina (CP Records)
Rosette (Ultra Records)
 
ELECTRONIC ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Crystal Castles (Last Gang Records)
deadmau5 (Ultra Records)
Grimes (4AD/Arbutus Records)
Purity Ring (Last Gang Records)
Zeds Dead (Ultra Records)
 
FOLK/ROOTS ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Del Barber (Six Shooter Records)
Kathleen Edwards (MapleMusic Recordings / Fontana North Distribution)
Lindi Ortega (Last Gang Records)
Rose Cousins (Outside Music)
The Wooden Sky (Black Box Recordings Inc)
 
FRANCOPHONE ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Canailles (Grosse Boîte)
Fanny Bloom (Grosse Boîte)
Lisa LeBlanc (Bonsound)
Peter Peter (Audiogram)
Radio Radio (Bonsound)
 
JAZZ ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Cory Weeds (Cellar Live Records)
Elizabeth Shepherd (True North Records)
Emilie-Claire Barlow (Empress Music Group Inc.)
Peter Appleyard (True North Records)
Susie Arioli (Spectra Musique)
 
METAL ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Bison b.c. (Metal Blade Records)
Derelict (Independent)
Devin Townsend Project (eOne Music Canada)
Mares Of Thrace (Sonic Unyon Records)
Scythia (Independent)
 
POP ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Carly Rae Jepsen (604 Records)
Craig Smart (MapleMusic Recordings / Fontana North Distribution)
Dirty Radio (604 Records)
Kristina Maria (Lupo One / Fontana North Distribution)
Marianas Trench (604 Records)
 
PUNK/HARDCORE ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Cancer Bats (Distort)
METZ (Sub Pop Records)
Nu Sensae (Suicide Squeeze)
Propagandhi (Epitaph)
White Lung (Deranged)
 
RAP/HIP-HOP ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Cadence Weapon (Upper Class Recordings)
D-Sisive (URBNET)
Kid Koala (Ninja Tune)
Madchild (Madchild)                                                                        
Shad (Black Box Recordings)                                                       
 
ROCK ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Big Wreck (SRO Anthem)                                                               
Japandroids (Polyvinyl Recording Co.)
Matt Mays (Sonic Records)
Monster Truck (Dine Alone Records)
Our Lady Peace (Coalition Music)
 
SOUL/R&B ARTIST OR GROUP OF THE YEAR
Cold Specks (Arts & Crafts)
Rochelle Jordan (Independent)
The Slakadeliqs (Independent)
The Weeknd (XO&co.)
Zaki Ibrahim (D6/IQRA/Red Ink)
 
SIRIUSXM EMERGING ARTIST OF THE YEAR (English)
Bahamas (Barchords Inc.)
Bend Sinister (File Under Music)
Cookie Duster (MapleMusic Recordings / Fontana North Distribution)
Eight and a Half (Arts & Crafts)
Fine Times (Light Organ Records)
Great Bloomers (Nevado Records)
Half Moon Run (Indica Records)
METZ (Sub Pop)
Poor Young Things (Bumstead Productions)
Whitehorse (Six Shooter Records)
 
SIRIUSXM EMERGING ARTIST OF THE YEAR (French)
Louis-Jean Cormier (Simone Records)
Julien Pilon (Penoram)
Lisa Leblanc (Bonsound)
Canailles (Grosse Boîte)
Les Vestons (Disques Jupiter)
Julien Sagot (Simone Records)
Tremblay (Sphère Musique)
Sarah Toussaint-Léveillé (Disques Orage)
Gazoline (Ambiances Ambiguës)
Écho Kalypso (Les Disques Inconnu)

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AMC has just announced that the sixth season of Mad Men will premiere with a two-hour film written by show creator Matthew Weiner and directed by executive producer Scott Hornbacher.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Weiner discussed what to expect this upcoming season.

"We’re at the next stage of their lives and I think you really feel that," he said. "I want to acknowledge the fact that the audience knows [Don Draper] very well, so what he does is never going to surprise them. How he does it and why he does it should surprise them."

Season six also represents the beginning of the end for one of television's most lauded programs. "With the shadow of the show ending — and with the world in the state that it’s in, which is far more important than the show — the writers and the actors and I have been able to get into a groove about a season that may be accidentally relevant just because it was in our minds," says Weiner.

Mad Men has won a total of 15 Emmys and four Golden Globes. It is the only basic cable series to ever win the Emmy for Outstanding Drama Series, which it has done four times.

You can watch the season premiere on April 7.

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Lindenhurst, New York dentist Christian Szell Robert Garelick (pictured above, smiling like a jackass) has been arrested for allegedly drilling a patient's tooth while loaded.

Garelick's assitant, Kimberly Curtis, witnessed her boss sipping vodka from a squeeze bottle and called the police. When the officers arrived, they apprehended Garelick and determined he was shmammed on the scene.

According to court documents, Garelick claimed, "I went out for lunch between 3:00 and 4:00 for pizza, and I had a couple of beers with my pizza." Then, when he realized he was talking like an idiot, Garelick reversed his statement claiming, "I never had any beers with my pizza; I’ve been sipping at that bottle all along today."

There are certain things you're allowed to do while drunk — family dinners, bowling, sex with a distant cousin, you know, small stuff — but operating on people is not one of them.

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An episode of Dexter's Laboratory deemed too rude to air has finally been released by Cartoon Network, 15 years after it was shelved. You can watch it below.

Created under the naughty guidance of showrunner Genndy Tartakovsky, the episode entitled "Dexter's Rude Removal" is full of censored swearing and general ballyhoo.

Cartoon Network finally decided to release the episode on their Adult Swim YouTube channel after years of only showing it at private office parties.

Dexter's Lab premiered in 1996 on the Cartoon Network (and on YTV in Canada). It is one of Hanna-Barbera's most loved cartoons, especially by TORO Men in their twenties, looking to escape the tragedy of adult existence by watching childhood programming.

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TORO sends a shout out to Montreal bartender Amber Gaelle, who was co-winner of Pornhub.com's "World's Best Internship" competition.

Gaelle's … um, audition tape … stood out among the 600 applicants seeking the three-month internship that lets winners communicate daily with Pornhub's global community, host Pornhub TV, managing their Twitter account, appear on Pornhub Radio, interview real adult entertainment stars, write blogs and work on other risqué social media initiatives.

While we join her parents in congratulating Gaelle for her success, we do object to the name of the competition. Clearly an opportunity to work for free at TORO would be the World's Best Internship.

Watch Amber Gaelle's Audition video:

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