The only thing that hasn't been turned into a porno is probably The Littlest Hobo (fingers crossed), so we're not surprised to hear that Lena Dunham's Girls is getting the adult treatment.

Vulture is reporting that porn maven Richie Calhoun is directing This Ain't Girls XXX, a hardcore parody of HBO's already sex-laden television series.

The press release had this to say: "In the XXX parody, Hannah (Alex Chance) decides to forsake men, and boyfriend Adam, to experiment with lesbianism. After a few satisfying jaunts she returns to Adam — and mankind."

Sounds about right.

Dunham is not happy about the spoof, though. "I wish I had a better attitude about the Girls porn parody," she tweeted earlier today. "I really can never predict what will trouble me and it's simply exhausting."

Remember, Lena: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery — especially when there are naked German midgets whipping each other with three-foot purple dildoes.

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According to the Toronto Star, Mayor Rob Ford has been dismissed as Don Bosco Catholic Secondary School's head football coach.

The firing comes amidst allegations that there exists a video in which Ford smokes crack cocaine and spews racial and homophobic slurs. Indeed, the Star claims that in the video, Ford refers to his football team as "just fucking minorities."

Toronto's Catholic school board claims that Ford is being removed principally for an "inaccurate" interview he conducted with Sun News. In the the interview, Ford says that many of his football players "come from gangs" and "broken homes."

Despite his controversial language, Ford seemed to enjoy interacting with the Don Bosco team and often cited his coaching as evidence of his dedication Toronto's less fortunate.

However, Ford critics are quick to note that the mayor's football team often eats into his working hours at City Hall. The mayor has also been accused of abusing his power to help the team, by way of demanding a working TTC bus to act as a team charter, for example.

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As Paul Simon would say, these truly are the "days of lasers in the jungle."

According to something called the Washington Post, NASA wants to create a 3D printer that will generate meals. Yes, like the replicators from Star Trek.

Such an invention would allow humans to live on planets like Mars for long periods of time and would also benefit us insects here on Earth.

Texas-based Systems and Materials Research recently received a $125,000 grant from NASA to create a printer capable of creating "nutritious and flavourful" astro-grub.

NASA's current food system is "not adequate in nutrition or acceptability through the five-year shelf life required for a mission to Mars, or other long duration missions," spokesman David Steitz said in a statement.

One of the team's first realistic goals is to make a pizza. If only Rob Ford's crack tape could surface as easily.

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PBS has just announced that Season 2 of their James Beard award-winning series The Mind of a Chef will star chefs Sean Brock and April Bloomfield. You can watch the teaser below.

"It's our privilege to be working with two incredibly talented and driven chefs this season," said Executive Producer Chris Collins, via press release. "With Sean we plow headfirst into his world of true Southern cuisine — from long lost seeds and crops in the lowlands of South Carolina to rice fields in Senegal. April is marching us from the Pacific Northwest to Birmingham, England, tracing culinary tradition, instinct and obsession — from cops to curries to clams."

Brock is the executive chef and partner of McCrady's and Husk in Charleston, and a participant in the distinguished Cook It Raw event. Bloomfield is the executive chef and co-owner of New York's the Spotted Pig, the Breslin Bar and Dining Room, the John Dory Oyster Bar, and Salvation Taco.

Produced by Anthony Bourdain's Zero Point Zero Productions, The Mind of a Chef takes an intimate look at the inspiration and process of a given chef of note, with each episode tackling a specific theme. Season 1 focused on David Chang.

Season 2 of The Mind of a Chef premieres sometime in the Fall of 2013.

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"Prepare to get annihilated." That's the tagline for Edgar Wright's new pub crawl apocalypse movie, The World's End. It's a double entendre (#youseewhattheydidthere)!

In the film, Gary King (Simon Pegg) is deadset on completing a pub crawl with his childhood friends, 20 years after they're first failed attempt. The groups discovers that their hometown has been taken over by evil robots, and the only way to prevent the apocalypse is to reach the final pub, the World's End.

The movie also stars Nick Frost, Martin Freeman (Bilbo Baggins), Paddy Considine, Eddie Marsan, and Rosamund Pike.

The World's End is the final installment in what is informally known as the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, a series of films that began with Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz.

The World's End hits theatres August 23.

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