Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt likes her genitals so much that she covers them with crystals. The D-cupped wonder freshens up with a little of Swarovski before going out on the town, as revealed on Lopez Tonight, and she's even coined a spiffy new word for it: vajazzling.

 

"It shined like a disco ball," she said, referring to the very first vajazzle, which occurred after some romantic troubles had her feeling low. The idea came from a friend and this trusty friend did the hard work on the decorating job too.

We at TORO are wondering what could be next in the classy world of bling encrustation. Crystal eyeballs would really be pushing it, but internal organs are often overlooked, especially the non-vital ones. May the arms race continue, and voice your views below.