If you're like us, your dream is to hear legendary actor Morgan Freeman recite Taro Gomi's classic children's book, Everyone Poops. Also, wouldn't it be great if they started making English muffins a little bigger so they could hold more sandwich ingredients?
Luckily for us, the former dream has come true, thanks to YouTube impressionist Joseph Scales. You can watch his uncanny performance below.
We particular enjoy "Mr. Freeman's" reading of the two-hump camel poop line. He brings so much conviction.
So, the man who played God, Nelson Mandela, and the voice of Visa at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics, can cross another great role of his list.