SUNDAY APRIL 30, 2017
 
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BATMAN COSTUME FAILS
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This week fans will be lining up in droves to see The Dark Knight Rises. Surely some of them will come clad in homemade costumes.

Before you join them take a look through our gallery of costume fails, and make sure to mind your bulge.



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Don’t laugh – Gotham yoga classes are frequented by the city’s criminal elite.


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Due to chronic steroid abuse the Dark Knight has developed a serious case of BatBulge.


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Here’s Batman if he were a World War I fighter pilot with one sad-ass utility belt.


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Dude, Batman is supposed to catch the rapists, not dress like them.


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Blue-collar Batman is forced to fight crime in his work jeans, leaves groin vulnerable to attack.


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Fatman and Blobbin aren’t getting very far in these getups.


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Even Guantánamo Bay prisoners enjoy Halloween!


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We finally get a black Batman and his suit is white? What a let-down.


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Adorable, not very threatening.


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One of the better BatDog costumes in theory, loses points for being completely backward.


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That's better.


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Some sort of mincing gay Batman, with frog feet.


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This is "Betmen," Batman's non-union Turkish equivalent. Since they were already throwing international copyright into the wind, changing the suit to crimson just feels negligent. 



And one WIN:

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